Mmmmmm….mmm mmm mmm! (No, I’m not referring to Gillian Anderson. This time.)

I’m at work. Someone gave me a donut. I ate it. It was the most delicious thing ever. To answer your unspoken (or possibly spoken, as I cannot currently see you) question, no, this has nothing to do with anything. I just feel guilty for not posting for so long. I’ll try to have new [...]

So you think you can dance…

Or sing, or write poetry, or make films, or play a musical instrument, or tell stories, or do stand-up comedy, or do something so awesome and new we haven’t even heard of it yet. In any case, check out the bulletin below. 2009 Season Performer Opportunities at Patrick’s Cabaret Patrick’s Cabaret is looking for artists [...]

A Long Overdue Recap

John Gustav-Wrathall: Oh, wow. What a perfect way to start the evening. Gustav-Wrathall’s animations captured beautifully the confused and magical logic of dreams. I especially loved the tesselation-like clusters of white-winged and black-winged angels. (Plus any dream with David Duchovny is a good dream. Although I confess that I wish Gillian Anderson had been there too. [...]

John Gustav-Wrathall

So, in the mother of all last-minute postings, I finally bring you the dirt on John Gustav-Wrathall. Guess what? He likes Star Trek! Okay, so he’s more into the original series than any of the spin-offs I tend to favor, but I refuse to let that spoil my joy. Anyway, he’s an old hand at [...]

Wendy Brown-Baez

These days I’m running around like a chicken with its head cut off, so I considered just posting the transcript of the interview. Then I realized that that would subject you to my stream-of-consciousness questioning style and my random Jasper Fforde geek-out. And as my friends would tell you, I’m not that cruel. Actually, they [...]

Joan Calof

Oh, how I dread my new computer Hate taking on that talking head It really ruins my day To hear that robot say Your keychain is gone Your e-mail is wrong You can’t turn me on This morning Someday I’m going to kill that computer Throw it out the window of my den I’ll wipe [...]

Laura Littleford

And in the kind of above-and-beyond investigative journalism you’ve come to expect from me, I’ve copy-pasted information on Laura Littleford from the Patrick’s Cabaret website below, that you may edify yourselves. I will finish typing up the transcripts of my in-person interviews. No, really, I will. I swear. No, no, I’m not crossing my fingers. That’s, [...]

The Witherspoon Trio

Okay, I gotta say this: these kids have the coolest names ever. Seriously: Alastair. Imala. Nygel. WITHERSPOON. Really, try saying one of them out loud: “Alastair Witherspoon.” Don’t you feel all awesome? And for some reason, vaguely British? Good times. In addition to having fantastic names, these three siblings are also very musically talented, as [...]